send me a word/phrase and i'll translate it into my language
June 2013
308 posts
If Jack Sparrow is Shipping, Mushu is Fandoms
Fandoms that have had a long break:
Fandoms that were all but dead, then came back:
Introducing someone New to your Fandom:
Watching them slowly become part of you Fandom:
When someone insults your Fandom:
When someone Likes a Fandom you don’t:
When Fandom Wars Start:
When another Fandom wins a Fandom War:
When Non-Fandom People think your Fandom is Weird:
- before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
- after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP
god bless the people who upload tv shows to the internet
today in social studies we were talking about ships
and my teacher was like
“what makes ships sink?”
and some kid shouted
“when others ships have a canon”
and i realized
- friend: you should've come with us!
- me: an invitation might have helped
when adults are like “wOW YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL GORGEOUS YOU MUST HAVE A MILLION BOYS CHASING AFTER YOU OH MY GRACIOUS ME YOU’RE SO GROWN UP HOW ARE YOU NOT TAKEN YET HAHAHA”
- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
- everyone: it's just a book
- you: YOU KNOW NOTHING
do you ever feel like your future is slipping away while you’re laughing at stupid puns on tumblr
My future isn’t slipping. It’s tumbling
you clever little shit
I feel like this summarizes my attempts at contributions to fandom
misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt:
When your teacher is nice but can’t fucking teach
When your teacher is mean but teaches really good
When you’re teacher is nice and teaches really well, but the class is full of fucking twats
When the students are well behaved but the Teacher is still a fucking bitch
when your teacher keeps getting replaced because it’s defence against the dark arts
When you’re singing alone on a golf course
Oh Tumblr…
I just wanna talk about how badass allison is
She just walked right in there on TOP OF THE FUCKING BUS
and totally sweeped hipster prince isaac off his feet
and then vanished into the night
leaving isaac to dream about his knight in badass armor
- "They're not going into the school. They're going over it."
- ENTER ALLISON ARGENT. CODE NAME ARTEMIS.
i would watch teen wolf if it was just half an hour of allison just hunting nothing else
don’t trust people who don’t get harry potter references
The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.
No one will reblog this from me.
Reblog if you would rather be......
At Hogwarts:
In the Tardis:
In the Shire:
In the Impala:
In 221B Baker Street:
In Camelot:
In the Pokemon world
At Avengers Mansion:
In Storybrooke:
The Jeffersonian:
Narnia:
The Truffula Valley:
With the Hetalia gang:
In Asgard:
ALL TRUE
YOU FUCKING FORGOT ALTERNIA
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO BE ON ALTERNIA
THE SAME PEOPLE WHO WANT TO LIVE IN PANEM (EXCLUDING THE CAPITOL)
yes to all
the most important thing i’ve learnt in all my years is that it is a terrible idea to drink from a cup while lying down
This nosy woman behind me is completely baffled by the fact that “pictures move on this site”
Muggles.
have no regrets
except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those
i always seem to follow all the nice people/ nice parts of the fandom
the bad parts of the fandom seem like some far off land that i only hear about through folklore and the tales of swarthy fishermen
#sometimes they float across my dash like a creature from the depths of hell tho
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Break an expensive vase
I have a new theory
David Wenham is the anti-Sean Bean.
Your dad sends you off in a hopeless battle against an overwhelming number of orcs?
Don’t die.
Hugh Jackman drags you along to fight vampires in Transylvania?
Don’t die.
Join a suicide mission to stop the Persian army for Sparta?
Don’t die.
I”m not sure that guy can be killed.
